BURGER HUNT WILL BE ON IN TWO WEEKS

Okay, this is not going to be one of those epic burger hunts where you have this moment of euphoric revelation in discovering the most orgasmic combination of bread, beef and other stuff that makes you take a trip back into your childhood and remember the first bite of something absolutely delicious your beloved mother made for you (reference to Ratatouille, awesome Pixar movie, too bad Pixar got bought … freaking Disney, KAY OFF TOPIC), because well, you can basically turn on your computer and the facts will be listed out for you with out without criticism, ratings and mouth-watering photos.

This will just be one of those things where I’m hungry and I look for an excuse to go eat a lot.

But because I named it a Burger Hunt it will be also kind of interesting in my otherwise dull and frustrating life (HA!).

The Burger Hunt will consist of me and a bunch of pigs who also like to stuff our faces (which means my fobby friend will probably not be invited because she wants to lose 5 kilos because she is insane). There will be official restaurants that we will try which means I will post up the names and their websites (if they have one) on WG (most likely) before we go, and there will be random spontaneous visits to shady places downtown because maybe the best burgers are sold in scary looking places with a green door and a red neon sign (reference to HIMYM).

There are to places where I would like to try ASAP:

Vera’s Burger Shack

Apparently they have the BEST burgers. I’m not very believing now, but I bet when I get there I’m going to be like OMG IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD.

And I also want to try the Kobe Beef Burger, which is apparently sold at Guu at their Robson location. My friend told me about this, and I didn’t know Guu sold burgers, but if they do, and it’s Kobe, I am so fucking there.

I kind of want to go drinking in two weeks, but I also want the burger hunt to start ASAP because every second of being hungry with the side of my mouth still a bit sore multiplies the pain of the hunger by fifty.

If you want to come with me on the burger hunt let me know! And I will maybe possibly perhaps not reject you only because I don’t want to go all by my lonersome. Yes. Lonersome.

I’m kidding, I love you, of course you can come, unless I don’t like you.

On a different note, I can’t believe Tra said “TWSS” (that’s what she said). It sounds so cool but when you expand it … LOL

Here’s how everyone can be famous:

You don’t even have to be happy! LOL

Good night.

WG

P.S. I hate FB but it’s already sunk its secret-government-tracking-citizens-project claws into me AND WON’T LET GO.